Cindy gave the following unsubscribe reason:

"Because your websites take FOREVER to come up when I click on the links you include in your newsletters."

Now, first of all. At least the time people take waiting for my website to load is better used than running around buying silly rebate processing opportunities or data entry scams.

And second of all, isn't slow a relative term? I mean, if you compare my site to the old, but sadly now defunct, WaitForever site mine is lightning-fast!