June 14, 2008

• Donald closed all his ClickBank accounts…Hooray!…??

  Donald sent us this baffling message which I'm guessing is based on some sort of secret code as he's a Colonel in the United States Army:
   
  "Gentlemen, I am ready, willing, and able to start your # 1 program and thought I accomplished this last night late…I cannot get beyond the 2nd page of your message to me today… I would very much like to get started and thought I had signed up last for your Number One Program…You should also know that I directed ClkBank to close all of my accounts last night and they kindly notified me they had done so a few hours ago."
   
  Please enlighten me,
  Sincerely, Donald
  Our reply:
  "Are you talking about Surefire Success? (…)

March 7, 2008

• When idiots arise…and accuse….

  People who know me know that I'm not always nice, but I'm almost always helpful (to a fault in fact). (…)