OK. I know this ForexAutoPilot Live Chat review should probably be filed under the category “Sixth Grade Humor” or something like that, but I just couldn’t resist after getting the annoyingly pervasive fake “live chat” agent that popped up at ForexAutoPilot.com:
ForexAutoPilot "Live Agent"
Admit it. You’ve done this, too. You have haven’t, you? Please tell me I’m not the only one prone to fits of regression to sixth-grade humor like this!
OK, so here’s how the chat went (it gets increasingly bizarre as the chat continues, by the way)…
“Kelly Says: Hey wait! We hate to see you go without seeing how this product is capable of doubling your money EVERY MONTH. And with our 60-Day Money Back Guarantee you’ve got nothing to loose…
So just this once we’d like to offer you $10 OFF for ordering today! CLICK HERE to take advantage of this amazing offer!
Kelly Says: Just type ‘HI’ or ‘Hello’ in the space below to let me know you are there.
Kelly Says: Don’t take my word for it… this $10 discount is our way of encouraging you to see for yourself.
You: I want a $1000 discount!
Kelly Says: I’m sorry, I do not have all of the information on our product, I just have the ability to offer you this discount. For more questions or information, please CLICK HERE to contact customer service.
You: $500 discount?
Kelly Says: With our detailed instructions and friendly, personalized support, you won’t have any problems with the setup, even if you have never traded before!
You: $300?
Kelly Says: Look, this works. You can try it in demo mode before real trading and see for yourself — and with a 60-day money back guarantee, what have you got to loose?
Kelly Says: The $10 discount is only available through this chat and for a limited time. CLICK HERE to take advantage of this deal.
You: $90 discount? That’s fair isn’t it?
Kelly Says: Have you ever wanted to earn money with absolutely NO human intervention, without working at all? Well, CLICK HERE now and get started with FAPTS!
You: How about $10 + you throw in an umbrella and a bag of potato chips?
Kelly Says: A computer with an internet connection or virtual private server for remote trading is all that is needed to begin trading currencies. We provide full detailed instructions so no forex knowledge is needed.
You: OK $10 + the rights to all of the napkins in your house – and that’s my FINAL offer!
Kelly Says: Okay great. CLICK HERE and fill out the page in order to take advantage of this great offer.
You: I need the rights to the napkins signed and notarized first.
Kelly Says: Keep in mind that if you order right now, through this chat only, you will receive $10 OFF! CLICK HERE now to get started!
You: What about the rights to the napkins?
Kelly Says: The deal is when you order right now through this chat only you will receive $10 OFF your FAP Trading System! CLICK HERE to get started now!
You: OK. So you’re withdrawing the napkin rights, then?
Kelly Says: Fantastic… just CLICK HERE to get back to the order page.
You: Fantastic for you, maybe? What about me? OK. How about this, I take the $10 discount, you come to my house and write on MY napkins? Technically you’d still be the author and hold the copyright so you’d still have to assign the rights over to me. I’m good with that if you are?
Kelly Says: Understandable, but please don’t hesitate, this is a limited time deal that I am authorized to offer you right now through this chat. CLICK HERE because this offer may not be available tomorrow.
You: Now I’m confused. So you will sign my napkins?
Kelly Says: For more questions or information, please email support@forexautopilot.com to contact customer service.
You: Does that mean that they will help us structure the particulars of our napkin deal?
Kelly Says: For more questions or information, please email support@forexautopilot.com to contact customer service.
You: Will I be talking to Marcus Leary directly there?
Kelly Says: For more questions or information, please email support@forexautopilot.com to contact customer service.
You: Oh, one last thing…do you have any idea how I might contact support for forexautopilot?
Kelly Says: We provide rapid email support and Phone support to our members. You will find phone number in the member area. Feel free to contact us if you have any questions or problems.
You: Oh, sorry. I meant is there email support available?
Kelly Says: Remember, this offer for $10 OFF is available through this chat only and for a limited time. It may not be available tomorrow. CLICK HERE to take advantage of this amazing offer.
You: $10 OFF support?
(Kelly stops chatting for a while)…
You: Hello? Amazing offer lady? Where’d you go?
Kelly Says: Hi, thanks for chatting with me today… CLICK HERE to take advantage of this amazing offer.
Kelly Says: The FAP Trading System is the answer you are looking for!
Kelly Says: The FAPTS will give you everything that you need! The most profitable settings for Forex Autopilot professional trade and money management!
You: So the FAP Trading System also doubles as email support then?
Kelly Says: We use one of the best Expert Advisors available on the market. Its effectiveness has been proven in numerous tests and live trading by over 15,000 members in the last 6 months!
Kelly Says: Forex Autopilot (F.A.P., ForexAutoPilot.com) is a fully independent software robot which trades the foreign exchange currency market on autopilot 24 hours a day.
Kelly Says: Robots such as Forex Autopilot are called “Expert Advisors” or EA’s, and are attached to the currency charts in the trading platform software which is provided by forex brokers.
Kelly Says: Plus, you’ll get a concrete trading plan that can help you earn $1,000,000 in less than 2 years!
Kelly Says: So, don’t wait any longer and remember when you order today you will receive $10 OFF! CLICK HERE to take advantage of this deal right now!
You: How about a discount? 
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Oh, and good ol’ Marcus Leary? He’s an actor who goes by the name of Doug at LiveFaceOnWeb here.
Note, this is NOT a comment on the effectiveness of ForexAutoPilot or Forex Trading Robot programs in general. In fact, we have been testing and documenting results with one of “Marcus Leary’s” other products FapTurbo and FapTurbo Evolution (the upgraded version) and so far the test results have been inconclusive. However, if we DO get FapTurbo working it certainly won’t be like we “woke up in the morning with money in our bank account”.
However, it does seem odd that sites selling what are supposed to be sophisticated forex trading robots would be using an obviously fake chat robot.
Of course if you have any experience with any of the following Forex Trading Robots (or others), feel free to post your experiences here. Or if you just want to post silly chat messages, I suppose you could do that, too. LOL.
Here’s the current list of Forex Trading Robots being sold via ClickBank:
- AutomaticForexCrush.com | Paul Walker
- EasyTrade4X.com | Unlisted
- FapTurbo.com | Marcus B. Leary
- Forex-Megadriod.com | Albert Perrie & John Grace
- Forex-Set-and-Forget.com | Tony Manso
- ForexAmbush.com | Unlisted
- ForexAutoMoney.com | M. Festner
- ForexAutoPilot.com | Marcus Leary
- ForexBling.com | Unknown
- ForexConqueror.com | Brad Cullens
- ForexCyclone.com | David Pew
- ForexCypher.com | Cameron Archer
- ForexDecimator.com | Ian Rossv
- ForexDetector.com | Unlisted
- ForexGrabber.com | UnKnown
- ForexInsiderPro.com | Ryan Dale
- ForexTransformer.com | Paul Libard
- FXBrokerBuster.com | Unlisted
- IvyBot.com | Bryan Kingsley
- PipsLeader.com | Tom Geller
- TheForexMonster.com | Unlisted
- TradingFromHome.com | Michael Chase