The Teeth Whitening Money Miracle!

Today I stumbled across the bizarrely named website TeethWhiteningHerald.com – which did have the courtesy to tell me it was an “ADVERTISEMENT” – although for what I’m not sure.

On the one hand we’re told the story of “Jessica”, a native of Columbia, MD who confesses that, “As a smoker and a regular coffee drinker, I have embarrassing yellow stains on my teeth.”

She then vaguely hints at some sort of 2-step teeth whitening process and ends her story by saying, “”I started getting compliments everywhere I went, my friends thought I had gone and paid for laser teeth whitening.”

Apparently her story inspired a lot of people…

…to start making money on GOOGLE!

HUH???

Here’s a screenshot showing the transition from the end of Jessica’s story to the comments section:

Thanks Jessica! Now I can whiten my teeth AND make money on GOOGLE.

Welcome to the new world of the Dazzle White, Easy-White, Google StartUp Club where you can be working at home on your computer with superwhite teeth!

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Jacob says:

“Well all I’m going to say is if you’re reading this and you haven’t tried this yet then you’re stupid…and you probably have greasy, yellow teeth, too!”

Damian Says:

“Hey, has anyone seen John L. around recently? you know that guy who runs around on fake blogs holding the big yellow envelope?”

John L says:

“Wow guys, sorry! Here I am. I’m late, because I left my giant yellow envelope at home and had to go back and get it…” – John L.

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